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[TUX]
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Linux mascot by trade, Tux also dabbles in herring eating and
occasionally saving the world from evil monopolistic Redmond
based software companies.

[TIE]
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Tux's nephew. Awwww, isn't he cute!

[GOWN]
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Tux's girlfriend. Pink because all females wear pink.
At least that's what we're told, we're programmers, see :(

[BSD]
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The BSD Daemon, also known as "The Beastie". He usually
spends his time complaining about "That damn penguin who
has greater market share" or smugly smiling because his OS
is more obscure and hence somehow superior.
He lives for the day he can  teach that cheeky young penguin
a thing or two about a REAL Unix.

[RMS]
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Bearded founder of the GNU project. This guy was coding
free software when Tux was just a twinkle in Linus' eye.

[LINUS]
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World domination and scantly clad women. Surely a cause
worth fighting for.

[SHADOWMAN]
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The mysterious Shadowman wears a red hat and has plenty of
freshly burnt CD's to throw around.

[GNOME]
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Building on the work of his friend Wilbur the Gimp, this
little fellow has quite a disliking for a particular green
dragon.

[SUSE]
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Geeko the lizard is Europe's Godzilla.

[GNU]
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The GNU, of the Emacs Hurd wanders around picking on
peoples' naming conventions, which he doesn't pronounce
correctly anyway, on account of his lisp.

[VI]
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Look ma! No hands off the home-row!
:wq!

[DUKE]
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Some think he's as slow as fsck, some think the Sun(tm)
shines out of his a**

[KDE]
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This QT little Dragon looks (and feels) like a particular
desktop that almost everyone else here dislikes with a
passion. Expect a flamewar.

[BORG]
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I included this guy for Gerald Holmes. Perhaps he'll pull
himself away from Space Cadet for a while to play some XTux.

[TROLL]
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This guy is found under bridges muttering "Linux has no GUI"
and is dangerously obsessed with Natalie Portman and grits.
Trolls are inherently bad, but you Linux long-haired
communists that sit around reading HOWTO's all day rather
than getting any work done knew that already, didn't you?

[BUG]
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A product of Microsoft corporation. Usually comes free (as
in beer) and terminally integrated with most of their
software. Bugs are just one more thing which Microsoft has
a near monopoly on.

[CLIPPY]
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This robotic creature has two settings, "Evil Killing
Machine" and "F%$#cking annoying". Fortunately, the
paperclips you will see in XTux are stuck in Evil mode.

[BUNNY]
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Cute little furry wabbit. You shouldn't kill these
unless they attack first.
"AHH! HE'S COMING RIGHT FOR ME!!!"

[MSCP]
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A MicroSoft Certified Peon. Swapped his soul and a large
certification fee for instructions on how to think.

[ZOMBIE]
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Braaaaiinnnnssss.....

[COBOL]
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A hideous, hideous monster. Disgusting to look at, this
beast will rot your mind and wear down your fingers from
over-typing. Take weapon and point at COBOL. Pull trigger
spawning bullet, adding bullet to COBOL storing in COBOL.
Indent this you prick!

[FLAMER]
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Often falling victim to clever Trolls, this guy tends
to fire first and think later, if at all.

[SHOTGUN]
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S-marts top of the line.. has cobolt steel base, walnut
stock, and a hair trigger.
