

A Shiny New Bike...  

 

There was a cop on his horse  

 

waiting to cross the street  

 

when a little boy  

 

on his new shiny bike  

 

stopped beside him.  

 

"nice bike" the cop said,  

 

Did Santa bring it to you?  

 

"Yep" the little boy said,  

 

" He sure did!"  

 

The cop looked the bike over  

 

and handed the boy  

 

a &#36;20 ticket for a safety violation.   

 

The cop said,  

 

"Next time tell Santa  

 

to put a reflector light  

 

on the back of it."   

 

The young boy looked up at the cop  

 

and said,  

 

"nice horse you got there sir,  

 

did Santa bring it to you?"  

 

"He sure did" chuckled the cop.  

 

The little boy looked up at the cop  

 

and said,  

 

"Next year tell Santa the penis 

 

goes underneath the horse,  

 

not on top."  

